irritation only: Office Mate

Jumaat, 24 Ogos 2007

Office Mate

Setiap hari aku gi keje mesti aku rasa hepi...
tapi biasenye pagi-pagi je la...
time ofis mate sebelah aku datang ...aku mula rasa tak sedap...
lagi la bile die start makan...
da la makan dalam ofis yang ade a-cond..
pastu plak bau makanan die tu wat aku nak muntah dan mual-mual...
pelik la...
padahal bau mi goreng je...
tapi busuk gile...
mee tu da cmpur dgn lada jeruk...
pastu ape tah lagi die makan...
dgg babi kot....
busuk gile....
nak muntah aku....

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How to stay Young

TODAY'S INSPIRATION

1. Throw out nonessential numbers.
This includes age, weight, and height.
Let the doctors worry about them. That is why you pay them.

2. Keep only cheerful friends.
The grouches pull you down.
(Keep this in mind if you are one of those grouches!)

3. Keep learning:
Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever.
Never let the brain get idle.
"An idle mind is the devil's workshop."
And the devil's name is Alzheimer's!

4. Enjoy the simple things

5. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
And if you have a friend who makes you laugh, spend lots and lots of time with him or her!

6. The tears happen:
Endure, grieve, and move on.
The only person who is with us our entire life, is yourself.
LIVE while you are alive.

7. Surround yourself with what you love:
Whether it's family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever.
Your home is your refuge.

8. Cherish your health:
If it is good, preserve it.
If it is unstable, improve it.
If it is beyond what you can improve, get help.

9. Don't take guilt trips.
Take a trip to the mall, even to a foreign country, but NOT to where the guilt is

10. Tell the people you love that you love them, at every opportunity.

And if you don't send this to your favorite people - who cares?
But do share this with someone.

"Remember, growing older is mandatory; growing up is optional."

"Good friends are like stars.........You don't always see them, but you know they are always there."

Surat.....

Tijah budak kampung, tapi bekerja di Kuala Lumpur.

Biasalah bila sudah duduk "town", mula lupa asal usul. Pakaian seksi maut, bercinta pula dgn lelaki mat saleh. Ke hulu ke hilir menayang
boyfriendnya yg bermata biru.

Punyalah eksyen si Tijah, hinggalah suatu hari dia ternampak lelaki Inggeris tadi dgn wanita lain yg lebih cantik dan bergaya daripadanya.
Tijah menangis tiga hari tiga malam. Pada malam ke empat, Tijah mengambil sehelai kertas dan menulis surat untuk memutuskan
perhubungannya dgn lelaki mat saleh tadi yg baru sebulan dikenalinya.

Begini bunyi surat yg ditulis oleh Tijah binti Kulup Kecil, yg berjaya "dicuri" ...
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Mike....

I WANT TO CUT CONNECTION US.

I have think about this very cook-cook. I know I clap one hand only. Correctly, I have seen you and she walk-walk together at town with eyes myself. You grab hand she.

You always ask for apology back-back. I don't trust you again! You are really crocodile land.

My friend speak you play wood three. First-first I think my friend lie me. But now I know you correct-correct play wood three.

So, I break connection to pull my body from this love triangle. I know his result I pick is very correct, because you love she very high from me.

So, I cut this connection to go far from here. I don't want you to play-play with my liver.

I have been crying until no more eye water thinking about you. I don't want banana to fruit two times.

Safe walk..
Tijah

Hati-Hati Beli SAUCE PREGGO

Dari cerita seorg rakan…. Harap berhati2

Assalamualaikum kawan-kawan,

Saya ingin memesan kepada anda andainya anda membeli sauce tomato yang digunakan untuk memasak spaghetti mestilah berhati-hati.
Semalam, setelah memasak nasi, udang goreng dan etc. Anak saya nak makan mee speghetti. Memandangkan bahan-bahannya semua cukup, saya pun masakkanlah. Bila speghetti dah selesai dimasak, anak saya Kamal pun bertanya, umi daging kecil yang masin sedikit itu daging apa?.

Si abang Salim pun jawab rasanya macam keju balls, dikunyah rasa asin-asin. Anak saya Kamal makan sampai dua pinggan, sedap sangat
spegetti Ummi masak dan kebetulan pula memang favouritenya, saya cuma makan sepinggan kecil sekadar nak rasa. Setahu saya sauce speghetti biasanya tomato

dan kadang-kala ada mushrooms tetapi yang ini lain sedikit. Saya pun bergegas ke dapur, pergi lihat botol sauce yang diberi nama Italian Sausage for
Speghetti keluaran PREGGO made in USA. Ligat mata baca label pada botol, hati dah tak sedap, tekak rasa mual macam orang hamil.

Tiba-tiba terlihat INGREDIENTS: tomato, bla-bla, bla-bla..... .. pork minced meat!.

Astaghfirullaahal aziim....... ........ saya masak speghetti dan saucenya mengandungi babi. Yang dah termakan babi semuanya terperanjat!.

Yang nak diet anak perempuan Maryam dan adik lelaki Muhammad terselamat kerana mereka makan nasi. Kuah sauce spegetti dengan kualinya sekali saya buang.
Yang tertelan spegetti babi terludah-ludah kesal tak sudah. Semoga Allah ampun dosa kerana alpa untuk membaca ingredients sebelum membeli. Saya kira sauce tomato manalah ada taruh daging babi........ ........ kata orang tua-tua mimpi makan daging babi nak dapat REZEKI tapi kalau makan bukan dalam mimpi apa nak
jadi?. 40 hari doa tidak dikabulkan Allah andainya makan benda-benda haram. ASTAGHFIRULLAAHAL AZIIM.

Siapa-siapa ada air zam zam mintalah sedikit, saya nak bersihkan perut yang termakan babi......tolonglah sampai sekarang rasa jijik dan mual. Tobat
nak masak spegetti lagi.

10 Little Things you can do for the Environment

1. Use a glass when brushing your teeth. Every year, billions of liters of fresh water is wasted by simply not using a glass when brushing your teeth.

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2. Don’t use straws. They say the straw is the most stupid invention. They are unnecessary and only add to our waste problem.

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3. Say NO to plastics when shopping. Bring your own reusable bags when doing your grocery, or when buying single items like books or cd’s, a plastic bag, or even a paper bag is unnecessary.

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4. Turn off the lights. When there is ample daylight or when no one is in the room. You not only save on electricity, you also lower temperature as light gives off heat.

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5. Walk. Take the stairs. Or car pool or take public transportation. You not only lower your carbon gas emissions, you are also doing your heart good when you walk regularly.

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6. Unplug cell phone chargers after use. As well as all unused electronic appliances. Some appliances use more electricity even when not in use. Microwave oven with timers uses more electricity on stand by mode the entire day than when you cook dinner with it.

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7. Use both sides of the paper. And make sure to recycle it after. You not only lessen your wastes but you also help stop the unnecessary cutting of more trees.

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8. Turn off shower when soaping. And make sure to avoid long and frequent showers. Showering three times a day not only uses precious fresh water, but also creates more waste water that goes into our rivers and lakes. It dries your skin too.

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9. Never burn anything. Burned resources are lost forever. Burning also releases harmful substances into the atmosphere. Reduce and reuse always. Compost and recycle what you can.

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10. Tell your friends about this. Spread the word, and together we can make a difference.